You know how you know when you’re getting old(er)?

…when you can’t remember why you started dating a (now, ex) boyfriend. And why do I want to even remember?

…when you can’t remember whether or not you slept with that guy from years ago. Seriously.

…when your boyfriend is celebrating the birthday that YOU were celebrating when you first started dating. Woof.

…your car is almost 10 years old. That’s a senior citizen in car years.

…when you read your old blog, and you want to go back and punch your younger self. *punch*