Can we talk about the corn? Or is there some superstitious shit where you can’t chatter about it until July? Who made that up, by the way — the whole “knee high by the 4th of July” stuff? Was it a 7-foot farmer? Because corn ’round here is already knee high on me.

i see crop circles

Ok, I looked it up. Your corn is bad if it’s only knee high in July, bee tee dubs.

Dear Lord, “high as an elephant’s eye” is a thing, too? Is Oklahoma! (the musical) about corn?

midwest shenanigans

I visibly cringed when the airplane gate attendant pronounced the “s” when giving flight updates to Des Moines. More than once. THE “S” IS SILENT.

PS: Downtown Cleveland now has a Taco Bell. That serves beer. This past weekend, they also had a DJ. I also really, really wanted a Chalupa, but it was only 3pm. ?