Non-gluten-free things I have craved this week, aka: menu items at my make-believe teenage years birthday party

- Mel

McDonald’s cheeseburgers
Peeps cereal
Girl Scouts cookies (Samoas, specifically, aka: “Caramel Delites”… what-ever, Iowa)
Hurt’s Strawberry PopTarts donuts
Brown Sugar Cinnamon PopTarts
PopTarts cereal, if one exists (it should)
Beer*

*Parents not invited.